The world may be going to hell, but don’t you worry.
Because sometimes all you need is an evil Mexican drug lord to threaten to eradicate America’s biggest threat.
Never mind that it’s not on principle, but because ISIS got in the way of his business plans for the Middle East.
Never mind, either, that it was all a joke from Thug Life that somehow even some semi-serious places (I’m not referring to the NY Post there, of course) repeated without fact-checking it.
So let’s just move on to Trump.
Where does Harrison Ford to promote the new Star Wars film while saying that he doesn’t love the Donald anymore? To the Emperor‘s America with Jorge, of course! Lucky for him, this time Maná wasn’t there to warn us against the perils of corruption or to show us that he’s better at holding banners than at writing songs.
— AMERICA (@ThisIsAmerica) December 8, 2015
But enough of that. Let’s focus on the positive people. Because Snapchat has finally opened its golden gates to Fusion, which means that now US Snake People will be able to watch their content on their phones while not watching cable television.
And enough with the positive. Let’s end on angry. This was the week when the official Twitter account of the Golden Globes confused America Ferrera with Gina Rodríguez (who was one of the hosts of their nominees announcement).
So yeah. Weather. A long, cold night it is for all of us.