You’ve probably seen the video by now: Donald Trump is doing his one-man show routine in Vegas, starts humble-bragging about a story People magazine did on him, then decides to bring a lady to the stage.
She’s screaming, she’s beside herself.
Like any terrible magician you’ve ever seen, he asks her
assistant to confirm that neither the two of them or anybody associated to his organization have never, ever met before under any legal or business capacity whatsoever.
The lady doesn’t answer to his question (
which was probably not included in the instructions).
She just wants to show the world her copy of the issue of People magazine.
She just wants to scream to the world that she’s Hispanic and that she is voting for Mr. Trump, a person she actually loves.
Wait a minute.
Have you EVER heard a Latino friend call himself or herself “Hispanic”?
What is this lady? A walking, talking Census form?
Who advised the Trump people on that particular line of her script?
Also: do yo know many Colombian Latina ladies who read People magazine? Maybe in Vegas. Maybe in Vegas.
Also, doesn’t that screenshot of Trump hugging his very real Hispanic supporter from behind remind you of some other cheesy visual production we’d rather never see again?