Kids, we know you get excited when terrible things happen to terrible people. It’s only human.
But no, Myriam Witcher, the Colombian-born fan of Donald Trump —oh, how innocent those times seem now, no?— has not been deported, in spite of what some dubious websites claim.
(Also there is a vaccine for fake news: it’s called thinking. And reading trustworthy sites like this one.)
But I digress, yet again.
Myriam is alive and kicking. And you can see it for yourself if you track down her Twitter account, which has the amazing handle (what else?) @LocaForTrump.
If you follow her, thus becoming follower 733 at the time of this writing, you can take virtual part in the crazy adventures of such a fascinating personality. Like calling other immigrants, like herself, “nasty”:
— Real Myriam Witcher (@LocaForTrump) October 27, 2016
Or see her engaging in constructive discussions that include insulting her contradictor with a vulva-looking steak:
— Real Myriam Witcher (@LocaForTrump) October 28, 2016
Or even confusing cigars with “drugs”:
— Real Myriam Witcher (@LocaForTrump) November 2, 2016