Yesterday Univision aired the first ever sit-down interview with Ariadna Gutiérrez, aka Miss
Denial Colombia, where she continued to carry out the strange mission of making herself the most unsympathetic loser in the history of butt-hurtdom.
Ariadna doesn’t really say anything she hasn’t said before, except that Steve Harvey never directly apologized to her — Harvey says he tried but got “no response” — and that she cried a lot, is as victim of psychological abuse, and that she used to starve herself not by choice — which is what every self-respecting beauty queen would do — but because she didn’t have anything to eat.
My god. You uglies have no idea how difficult life is for beautiful women. #blessedwiththeflugly.
The full interview, which will seem very unnecessary once you watch the preview below, will air on Sunday. For now, watch the clip below and go cry Ariadna a big river of Wet-n-Wild makeup-drenched tears.